Join me on my journey to lose 100+ lbs.

zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

(via weight-a-second)

punktwink:

exghoulfriend:

pumpkinsforhands:

exghoulfriend:

I’m in a book store that has their novels separated into “Men’s Mystery” and “Women’s Mystery” what the fuck is that supposed to mean

Men’s Mystery is just about a bunch of dweebs trying to figure out what you’re wearing.

"You’re the murderer! Nice nice so are you a virgin?"

"You killed someone? Haha and then what? ;)"

orllais:

when the solutions to a medical problem are “reduce stress” i am like? what am i going to do about this????? not go to school?? get rid of my parents??? force myself deeper down the road of total and complete apathy???

(via comealongpond)

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

(via your-eyes-they-shine-so-bright)

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